el-Ahly!!
well first of all,am soo not a big fan of soccer or anything!honestly i cant care less but this was way too funny to pass!!soo my frnd F was so hyper as usual and excited about the match..she tried to win me on her side haha!!how very naive of her am the drama queen how can u excite me about a match!!she kept trying and trying..
" El-Ahly is the-team-of-the-century its so gonna wipe off Barcelona!they wiped off real madrid!"
"uhh..isnt Barc. like the best world-wide team ever?dude they have Ronaldinho , Eto'o & Deco!!!even I know that"
"uh..yea they do..we have abo trieka and 3emad met3eb dol 7atta bnahdelo elzamalek!" (they even won the zamalek!)
"*giggling*..yea i guess ur rite barcelona w elzamalek benafs elmostawa fe3lan"
"dude shut it you can come to the stadium or u can sit home like the miserable ass u are & miss it"
"OKAY FINE just get the freaking tickets!"
well that ws pretty much it then we tried sending people to get us the tickets on saturday but tough luck!people were killing each other for them and the mobs were already selling them for triple the price which by the way i'd never even consider paying to c even a player in the flesh!!!so we decided to go somewhere and watch it..so we went,we sat in a crappy crappy prison,where the smoke and shesha took over the oxygen till my eyes were teary!and we paid our assez off cz this is how we egyptians make money,we use such occassions to triple the charge in any cafe!honestly..it was the funniest day of my life!haha it was just like watching a 3 year old play PS2- wining eleven against an 18 yr old pro! it's ridiculous i had this image where i'm scolding my 18 yr old son to let our neighbour's baby score a goal because it's simply embarssing that he walks all over the innocent kid who has no idea who the guys in the screen are for!!
PS.this was the ahly's way of celebrating their millenium!!the fans stopped cheering for the ahly,it was actually meaningless it was as if the ahly were misplaced into a gladiators-coliseum where they had nothing but shorts and red t-shirts on and the heads were already starting to fall off!! every1 startd cheering for barc they on the other hand were the 18 yr old pros who were stretching!i guess they didnt even consider it a game cuz their best players barely played!the ahly fans got so desperate they even cheered whn some1 from the ahly took the ball from the oher team!!some guy at the stadium went lik "ya gam3a elme2aweyya elgaya yegibo torta a7san" (Next millenium they should try getting a cake!)
LOL it was disastrous but we can always make a joke out of ourselves!
" El-Ahly is the-team-of-the-century its so gonna wipe off Barcelona!they wiped off real madrid!"
"uhh..isnt Barc. like the best world-wide team ever?dude they have Ronaldinho , Eto'o & Deco!!!even I know that"
"uh..yea they do..we have abo trieka and 3emad met3eb dol 7atta bnahdelo elzamalek!" (they even won the zamalek!)
"*giggling*..yea i guess ur rite barcelona w elzamalek benafs elmostawa fe3lan"
"dude shut it you can come to the stadium or u can sit home like the miserable ass u are & miss it"
"OKAY FINE just get the freaking tickets!"
well that ws pretty much it then we tried sending people to get us the tickets on saturday but tough luck!people were killing each other for them and the mobs were already selling them for triple the price which by the way i'd never even consider paying to c even a player in the flesh!!!so we decided to go somewhere and watch it..so we went,we sat in a crappy crappy prison,where the smoke and shesha took over the oxygen till my eyes were teary!and we paid our assez off cz this is how we egyptians make money,we use such occassions to triple the charge in any cafe!honestly..it was the funniest day of my life!haha it was just like watching a 3 year old play PS2- wining eleven against an 18 yr old pro! it's ridiculous i had this image where i'm scolding my 18 yr old son to let our neighbour's baby score a goal because it's simply embarssing that he walks all over the innocent kid who has no idea who the guys in the screen are for!!
PS.this was the ahly's way of celebrating their millenium!!the fans stopped cheering for the ahly,it was actually meaningless it was as if the ahly were misplaced into a gladiators-coliseum where they had nothing but shorts and red t-shirts on and the heads were already starting to fall off!! every1 startd cheering for barc they on the other hand were the 18 yr old pros who were stretching!i guess they didnt even consider it a game cuz their best players barely played!the ahly fans got so desperate they even cheered whn some1 from the ahly took the ball from the oher team!!some guy at the stadium went lik "ya gam3a elme2aweyya elgaya yegibo torta a7san" (Next millenium they should try getting a cake!)
LOL it was disastrous but we can always make a joke out of ourselves!


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