where's god now!?

Soo iwas talkin to my friend JA,he is really funny i guess i like him a lot!well i dont really have time to blog i've got so many errands to run but i jst wanted to share this conv he showed me,its a dialouge from That 70's Show,its really funny i actually do love the show!

KELSO: You should really go to church Eric. Cause God, he sees everything! So I live my life good and pure.

ERIC: Kelso, you were dating two girls at the same time.

KELSO: Yeah but God didn't see that. I was in my van. And he can't see through lead.

FEZ (with moustache): I don't want to get into a religious argument, but my God can kick your God's ass.

HYDE (looks at Leo who sits almost on top of him, then looks back into the circle): God is dead man. It said so in Time Magazine.

LEO: No man, I sat next to God once on the bus. He told me the meaning of life and then he gave me a pretzel.

HYDE: So what's the meaning of life man?

LEO: Uhh yeah. I guess I should've written it down...But it was a good pretzel man.

ERIC: Maybe this life doens't even matter you know. Maybe we're not even here. Or no, maybe I'm here, but you're not! HELLO?

KELSO: You know what the best thing God ever did was? BOOBS!

FEZ: Yes! And God said: Let there be boobs! And then there were boobs!

HYDE: Hey, if God is all powerful, can He make a boob so big that even He can't lift it?

LEO: Well that's a good question man. I'll ask him next time I'm on the bus.

hahaha i think its hilarious everytime i read it i kinda fall off my chair!!