haha!

well..am in a really bad mood so i decided to add my favourtie quotes,i mean the most funny ones considering we all need a laugh nowadays people!!

Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging either.


Red Forman: Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah...


Colonel Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Colonel Mustard: That's right!


Steven Hyde: What's wrong with Mrs. Foreman's parents?
Kitty Forman: Nothing. They're very complicated people who can't be summed up in a couple of words.
Eric(Kitty's son): Grandma yells, Grandpa drinks.

Frasier: I do not have a fat face!
Niles: Oh, please. I keep wondering how long you're going to store those nuts for winter


Red: Nothing around this house is cheap.
Eric: Except for Laurie.
Laurie Forman: I am not cheap!
Eric: Free, whatever.


Red Forman: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?
Eric: That it's offensive to the Devil?


Eric: My head hurts.
Red Forman: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.