That 70s' show!

Oh my god this show is the funniest show i ever saw!!i mean sometimes it gets a bit offending but it's like really funny!!so Kitty is the mother,Red is the father,Laurie,Hyde and Eric are the kids!

KITTY: Laurie, what are you doing? Church starts in 10 minutes!

LAURIE: Mom, I'm not going!

KITTY: What?!

LAURIE: Well...Eric is not going either!

KITTY: Oh of course he is!

ERIC: Well n...you know, I thought, Mom I thought you said we had the choice?

KITTY: Uhuh.

ERIC: And I chose no. But uh, yes was a close second.

KITTY: You know, I don't understand this at all. You give me one good reason why you don't wanna go to church.

ERIC: It's hot.

LAURIE: It's boring.

ERIC: The music sucks.

LAURIE: The pastor is ugly.

ERIC: I have to wear a tie.

LAURIE: I have to wear a bra!

KITTY: Enough.

LAURIE: What about Hyde? I mean he doesn't have to go.

HYDE (coming in and walking around): While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammed, I find that organised religion has corrupted those believes to justify countless atrocities throughout history. If I were to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite (he leaves)

KITTY: Okay, you know what, I am leaving in 5 minutes. And I'm sure you will make the right decision (to Eric): No, YOU'll make the right decision, and you drag her with you. Something tells me I will not be sitting in that pew alone! Ahahahaha! (she leaves)

AFTER KITTY WENT ALONE TO CHURCH,Back home Red is reading the newspaper and drinking coffee

RED: How was church?

KITTY: Great. I figured out what to do with our sinner children!

RED: Kitty, our kids are fine.

KITTY: Oh really? So why is Laurie...

RED: Hey, hey, if we're gonna start taking shots at our kids, let's focus on Eric.

KITTY: You see, now that's the point! He needs to learn right from wrong. I don't want him turning bad!

RED: Oh Kitty, I don't think Eric's gonna turn bad. He is too much of a pantywaist!

KITTY: I know why you are defending them Red. You feel guilty because you set a bad example.

RED: Hey I go to church. Just not during televised sporting events! You know Kitty, when my destroyer went down in the South Pacific...

KITTY: OH! Blablabla!

RED: Fine. If I thought the kids weren't going because of me, I'd go! Fortunately I don't think that so I'm not going.

KITTY: Well, that's all well and good Red, but since they won't go to church I'm bringing the church to them. I've asked Dave, the church youth minister to come here for dinner and he said groovy!

RED: Sounds like a great idea.

KITTY: You really think so?

RED: I don't have to be there right?

KITTY: No.

RED: Sounds like a great idea!

hahahaha i LOVE this show,those people are just hilarious and what i love the most about them is the fact that they can be open about any topic without getting offended!